Tucker Carlson gives moving tribute to hero P.J. O’Rourke

We lost one of the good ones.

P.J. O’Rourke, the humorist, unlikely conservative, satirist of all things politically correct, has died at 74. Tucker Carlson gave a moving tribute to O’Rourke on his Fox show. Watch:

O’Rourke has many amazing passages in his body of work but I’ve excerpted a few of them here. Let the man live on through his writing.

“Freedom is not empowerment. Empowerment is what the Serbs have in Bosnia. Anybody can grab a gun and be empowered. It’s not entitlement. An entitlement is what people on welfare get, and how free are they? It’s not an endlessly expanding list of rights — the “right” to education, the “right” to food and housing. That’s not freedom, that’s dependency. Those aren’t rights, those are the rations of slavery — hay and a barn for human cattle. There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.”
― P.J. O’Rourke

“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
― P.J. O’Rourke

“The second item in the liberal creed, after self-righteousness, is unaccountability. Liberals have invented whole college majors–psychology, sociology, women’s studies–to prove that nothing is anybody’s fault. No one is fond of taking responsibility for his actions, but consider how much you’d have to hate free will to come up with a political platform that advocates killing unborn babies but not convicted murderers. A callous pragmatist might favor abortion and capital punishment. A devout Christian would sanction neither. But it takes years of therapy to arrive at the liberal view.”
― P.J. O’Rourke

“The free market is ugly and stupid, like going to the mall; the unfree market is just as ugly and just as stupid, except there is nothing in the mall and if you don’t go there they shoot you.”
― P.J. O’Rourke